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Funny Easter Pics – Messages, Quotes – Sayings, Greetings

Funny Easter Pics: -Funny Easter Happy Funny Easter messages, greeting, and funny quotes, saying of different types for available for download. Easter, also called Resurrection Day and Pascha, is a holiday. Among Christians, it is a celebration of Jesus Christ returning from the dead. Christians believe that it is the holiest day in the year. Some people who are not Christians celebrate it as the beginning of Spring. This day is celebrated in between April – May. So in this post, here we provide the best collections of funny messages, quotes, sayings and greeting for Easter celebration. Hope you like it all these collections, you can send this your family members, friends and colleagues. You can share on Facebook, Twitter, Linked-In, Tumblr, Reddit, Pinterest other social websites also.

Funny Easter Messages

Happy Easter! Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.

My chocolate bunny is bigger than your chocolate bunny. Here’s wishing you a Happy Easter.

My kids asked me why we dress up for the Easter Bunny every year on Easter because it’s the only time we make it to church. Wishing you a Happy Easter.

I wonder how the Easter Bunny can lay all of those colorful eggs. Happy Easter!

Easter is the time of year when all of the Halloween candy miraculously makes it into the Easter Basket. Happy Easter to all the candy lovers out there!

What’s Peter Cotton Tail Leaving for you on the bunny trail? Wishing you a Happy Easter with lots of treats!

Why don’t Easter bunnies lay chocolate Easter eggs instead of plastic ones? Happy Easter!

Easter is the best time to look for chicks. They are everywhere! Happy Easter!

Easter brings happiness and exciting hunts for all children to enjoy. Happy Easter!

What goes up must come down. Let your kids enjoy all the candy they want this Easter. Wishing you and you’re a fun-filled Easter!

Who’s got the biggest chocolate Easter bunny this year? Happy Easter.

Stand up and cheer, for Easter is here. Happy Easter!

Easter is about sharing love, and maybe a little chocolate too. Happy Easter!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. Happy Easter!

Who else loves to bite the heads off their chocolate Easter bunnies? Wishing you all a Happy Easter!

Funny Easter Quotes And Saying

It’s a pity your celebration of April 5th has become a remembering where you hid the Easter eggs.

I’d be more impressed with Jesus’s resurrection if I’d never seen Weekend At Bernie’s.

I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.

I wish the realization of our happy thoughts multiplied like rabbits.

If you care about your weight and health during the Easter you should only eat the white part of the Cadbury creme eggs.

Easter is the single time in a year when it is safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

This smell communicates that we haven’t found all the eggs from the last Easter.

I saw on TV that Greek Easter was later because they get the stuff cheaper then.

Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.

It would be great if the resurrection of our lord and savior was considered important enough to have a free day.

The Good thing: if you find Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad thing: if you find Easter eggs on Christmas.

If you want to do a good job, bring a pagan to church during Easter.

My son told me that the tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus do not exist and he really upset me, because I understood that my life is a lie.

Alzheimer during Easter has one advantage that you can hide your own Easter eggs.

If you believe in Easter Bunny it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is popping multicolor eggs in your garden.

Why some people never miss an Easter? They go to church regularly.

People outside of America don’t understand the Easter Bunny. It’s another lie and why this character was invented.

During Easter, a lot of people regret not buying the clothing that was on sale.

Easter bunny is worthless. You need someone which would be more useful – like the Energizer bunny.

I hope our discussion about gay marriage during Easter dinner will be less stressful than USA relations with North Korea.

Any Holiday which starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be all bad.

Funny Easter Greeting

May your Easter be as festal and full of colors as a gay wedding.

After Jesus Christ, you’re my second-favorite Jew.

What if happy thoughts would multiply like rabbits. Happy Easter!

I invite you to join us for Easter dinner unless you’ve already committed yourself to Satan.

Easter Bunny wisdom says that there’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with a big Chocolate.

I really need some love, but a little piece of chocolate won’t hurt!

There is only one time in the year when it’s really safe to put all your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter!

Let the Easter fill up your heart with joy for the whole year. Happy spring feast!

Seems that you got more ideas about hiding Easter eggs from US Airways tweet.

It’s a pity the only naked guy you’ve seen this year was Jesus on a cross.

May your Easter birthday does not remind you of your dwindling supply of viable eggs.

I wish more people cared about Earth as much as they cared about who they believe created it.

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