Funny April Fools Day Quotes: -Hello Everyone!!! here we going to present the funniest April Fools Day quotes, sayings and images, you can apply own knwon person. 1st April is celebrated as April Fools every yearthat you means pranks, jokes with other because of April Fools Day. So you can share these quotes, saying our frineds and say the Happy Fools Day. It is not a national holiday. If you know a great funny sayings about the April 1st. So you can share these post on social websites like Facebook, Twitter, Linked-In, Tumblt, Reddit, Pinterest, Instagram others websites.
Funny April Fools Day Quotes
- If you would avoid all fools go into a dense forest and there refrain from gazing into still pools. Austin O’Malley
- The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers
- A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark. Henry Louis Mencken
- It’s interesting if changing your Facebook relationship status as an April fool’s joke would be the end of your relationship.
- Unemployment gives me plenty of time to make some cunning April fool’s pranks on the people who made me unemployed.
- I wish I could be on jury duty on April fool’s day.
- I’m sorry you had to leave thanks to my April fool’s Day joke.
- I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.
- I wish your workday won’t be as boring as a multi-billion dollar company’s April fool’s Day prank.
- It’s not my fault I haven’t wished you happy birthday. I wasn’t sure that Facebook was not making an April fool’s joke on me.
- A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
- It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman
- Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. Irish Proverb
- A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman
- It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. Spanish proverb
- Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God’s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect. Mark Twain
- I have great faith in fools — self-confidence, my friends call it. Edgar Allan Poe
- You should understand by yourself that staging a murder is not the best April fool’s Day prank.
- I have a feeling that my introduction to a highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.
- You’ve done really good job deceiving and degrading me.
- I’ll better wait for tomorrow to tell you I’m pregnant to avoid confusion in your mind.
- You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.
- You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool’s joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor.
- Making you believe you’re the father was the best prank I could have dreamed up.
- Any your April fool’s Day prank won’t be so bad that I’ve already happened to me this year.
Funny April fools Day Sayings
- I hope life isn’t a huge joke, because I have to admit I don’t get it.
- Nothing is foolproof to an extremely talented fool.
- On the 1st of April Keep Calm and troll.
- If every fool wore a crown, we would all be kings. Luckily enough, we aren’t.
- The most important lesson in our lives is to realize that even fools are right sometimes.
- I think that on the 1st of April Facebook should switch the “Status update” field with the “Search” field. In that way we would all get to know what people our friends are stalking.
- The compliments of the season to my worthy masters, and a merry first of April to us all! Charles Lamb
- This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three-hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain
- April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. Ambrose Bierce
- Yet still when the famed first of April returns… I dread the approach. Matthew Gregory Lewis
- Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Chinese proverb
- Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. François VI de la Rochefoucault
- He who is born a fool is never cured. Proverb
- Let us be thankful for the fools, but for them, the rest of us could not succeed. Mark Twain
- If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. Welsh Proverb
- Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb
- Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.
- I hope life isn’t a big joke because I don’t get it. Jack Handey
- We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. Japanese Proverb
- You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Abraham Lincoln
- Even the gods love jokes. Plato
- Anything you say I won’t take it seriously and it doesn’t matter we talk today or any other day of the year.
- April fool’s Day should be the best time to inform you that you have no idea where my clitoris is located.
- This year I had problems with any good pranks, so I sent your whole family a photo of my balls.
- You’re really smart to wait until after midnight to tell me you love me.
- April fool’s pregnancy prank would not have succeeded if it wasn’t for your reckless promiscuity.
- I noticed your unhealthy lifestyle what makes cardiac arrest a possible outcome from an April fool’s joke.
- Let me all wish you a happy Pretty-Much-Just another day where all of the news you find on the internet is actually fake.
- May your playful April Fool’s Day prank help make your multi-billion dollar corporation appear slightly less evil.
- Dear friend, I’m sorry that my April Fool’s Day joke which I played on you resulted in your deportation from the country.
- Do you know what you have to do on the April Fool’s Day? Believe nothing and trust no one. Well, just like you should do any other day.
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