25 Funny Happy Valentines Day Quotes
14th February is celebrated as Valentine’s Day every year in 2017 make it very special for your best buddy. Now you thinking how you can make this occasion memorable. Then i have something to share with you. Check out world’s best collection of Funny Happy Valentines Day Quotes. If your partner have a good humor then you can send these funny wishes to him, her for valentine’s day celebration. If you not with him then don’t worry in this page you will get share button bellow the post. Send these quotes and wishes to your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend on social sites like facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest.
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25 Funny Happy Valentines Day Quotes
“I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack” – Happy Valentine’s Day
- I need to fall in love as soon as possible
I think I need to have so many problems
Because since a long time I haven’t had any
Please shower me with some
14th feb is the perfect occasion for it
I mean to fall in love
Wishing a happy Valentine’s Day to you!
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx
- My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
- “It wouldn’t be my move,” Jace agreed. “First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.”
- True love in life is felt from heart
It does not require those blings
It does not require any flash bells
It does not require any flashcards in life
If it’s true love in the heart
Then there is no sound in sight
Just felt from the heart
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
- Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
- Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.
- No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
- Love puts the fun in together,
The sad in apart, and the joy
in a heart.
Happy Valentines Day
- 14th Feb can be truly called as a day of love
A day when you can get cuddly
A day when you can just be
But that is for all the women
For men it’s simply the extortion day
A day when they have to spend all day
Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz
- My only wish today is to run into one of my exes with my new Valentine.
- I’m not addicted to texting, I’m addicted to the person I’m texting.
- My eyes are blind
without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
- A real confession made on valentines,
I swear I love you more than my dog
I swear I love you more than my sleep
Swear I love you so deep
I swear I love you more than my iPhone too
This is enough to prove my love for you
Wishing you a happy Valentine’s Day!
- I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
- It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.
- Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. – By John Lennon
- I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.
- “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller
- Sun is rising,
Moon is shining,
Stars are shimmering,
But nothing is beautiful like you,
Happy Valentine’s Day My Love!
- Are you really sad on valentine’s day
Are you really sad being all alone this day
What is the reason my friend to be sad
As no one love you even rest of the days
May you have a super valentine’s day today
Wish you happy Valentine’s Day!
- Every man would agree, that 14th of February should be celebrated in a fiscally but not sexually conservative way.
- “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle
- You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Happy Valentine’s Day
“I love you more…. now shut up!
No, you shut up… I Love You More…”
“Valentine’s Day SUCKS”
*NB: I’m only bitter about this because I’m single. If I was in a relationship, I’s be hearts-and-candy-tastic, i assure you.”
“We open our love as water flows across rocks without resistance my endless desire caught in love and tenderness on our valentine island.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day from a secret admirer who really exists and isn’t just you sending this card to yourself.”
“If you were a booger I’D Pick you!” Happy Valentine’s Day
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